What kind of gifts do you give?
I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.
”Tom Hiddleston has brought to life a character who has attempted to enslave the Earth, eliminated both of the intergalactic races that could lay claim to his heritage and generally reaped destruction and hero-vainquishing acts wherever he goes; he’s even mean to his mother.
Yet we like him.
In short, Loki is the genocidal maniac we would take home to meet mum.”
(Source : hiddlecrotch)
"I can’t afford a Christmas tree this year" Well get on my level, peasants. Merry Superwho Christmas.
is that a moose wearing plaid under the tree? you have jared under your tree. this is beautiful
He’s my pillow pet, Sam Moosalecki.
I need a Sam Moosalecki